Worst Name

 Subject: Re: Worst name ever 
From: 'Rick B.' 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams
Elle Emenohpea wrote:
> I shit you not. The poor kid's real honest to goodness name on the 
> birth certificate is Satin Sheets. No middle name.
> 
> Does this kid have *any* career options short of porn star or 
> exotic dancer?

I predict she'll get married as soon as legally possible. She won't care
if she has to divorce him in three months, just so she can change the
Sheets.